Quotes I love…

“The secret to walking on water is knowing where the stones are.” – Read it while I was drunk, can’t remember by whom… I’ve been doing this since 1985; walking on water, not getting drunk and forgetting who said what; or wait…

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.” - Douglas Adams

“Do not commit the terrible crime of aiming too low.” – Og Mandino.

“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.” – Dave Barry.

“When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re about to jab me with something.” - Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta)

“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!” - Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta)

“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.” - Steve Martin

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” - Noel Coward

A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. – H. W. Dodds

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defence. – Unknown.