Proposed solution to quiz crisis on the facebook platform / Suggested quizzes

I’ve noticed that several people in my facebook network seek validation and approval to unearth little known factoids about themselves and their future through quiz applications on the platform.

The knowledge that a large percentage of the population might rely on the information they dispense, to plan marriage (Which kind of guy suits you?), investments (Will you be rich?) and career choice (Which celebrity are you? + How good are you in bed?) combined with the possibility of quack quiz applications is increasingly worrying me. Further, most of the applications serve to uncover superficial topics (How much do you know about Spider Man + How spiritually aware are you?). A psychological disaster is looming; the world facebook population needs a hero and for the want of a capable one, I’ve decided to step in.

First, I propose we set up a governing body for quiz applications that will eliminate quacks. In the mean while, the following quizzes, are suggested.

• Which venereal disease are you?
• How many people will you infect with your venereal disease before you die?
• Have you met your true love and which of your best friends is he going to marry?
• When will you get married and how many bastard children will you have?
• How many hours before your wedding will your partner run off with your best friend?
• Which goods vehicle are you?
• Which goods vehicle will your offspring lose their virginity in?
• Which ‘Prison Break‘ character’s mental illness are you?
• Which species of hair lice are you?
• Which Indian politician are you?
• Which brand of shoe would be flung at you were you to be a politician?
• Will you go to heaven or Ram Muthalik’s farmhouse?Assassin, ninja or police costume wearing strippers for your bachelor party?
• How attractive to mosquitoes are you?
• Which premiership striker does your girlfriend imagine when having sex with you?
• Which mental asylum best suits you?

The handy list of questions above is just a subset of those that the quiz-taking demographic must subject themselves to. While you await the next set, trying answering this question on your own.

• Should you be in support of euthanasia?