Migrants and Myopia

Posted on February 17, 2008. Filed under: Extremists, Goa, Government, Humour, Insight, Women | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

If you are one of those people who are aware about more than just their wrinkles, you probably heard about the recent (last many years) rumble over migrants. Some of you might even have opinions about it.

As usual, I do.

Cases in point; non-Maharashtrians, and non-Goans. Since these two states share similar traditions, mindsets, economic profiles, weather, landscape, drug use, corruption indices and politicians, I will treat this issue as one.

The primary cause for stone throwing (no pun intended) here is that the locals and their localities are being overrun by ‘outsiders’. The ‘outsiders’ come from everywhere outside of Maharashtra and Goa; also called ‘the rest of India’. The locals claim that these ‘outsiders’ come to their states, take their jobs, use their water, consume their electricity, procreate faster, and generally ‘live’ in their beloved localities.

This phenomenon is known as migration.

The locals (mostly the men), know about migration almost as well as they know about the dance bars and red-light districts that are serviced by some of these outsiders (mostly the women).

Yes, the locals migrate too. For similar reasons. Better economic prospects, better education, better cars and sometimes (very rarely) to plant bombs and blow things up.

Because incomes are higher in the West and the Middle East, some of the locals move there. Incomes and prospects, especially IT related, are also much higher in Hyderabad and Bangalore (Incidentally, these cities are a part of ‘the rest of India’, a region from where most of the ‘outsiders’ originate.) and many locals are also know to move and make a living here. Yes, migrate.

Sometimes, the people from the west and middle east, treat the locals who have moved there to make a living badly. They say mean things to them and sometimes beat them up. They however rarely smash their cars, rape their wives and destroy their shops. The locals call this racism.

Yes, the locals know many big words. However, it appears that there is at least one big word that the locals aren’t aware of.

Double-standards. (This might be because this word consists of two big word and hence harder to remember; or it might just be that the locals are very fucked up. More research is required.)

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well as usual I am not pro double standards , so many goans are working outside goa yet we have a big problem with them coming here , why you ask , I’m not the typical goan so i have no answers, we are all part of India and the world we go there and whine when they come here , this sounds like typical woman behaviour from a country that is largely and proudly majority male tsk tsk

Excerpt from GTalk conversation :

Luke: http://halfwitted.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/migrants-and-myopia/
Read and comment bitch.

Neil: where does da myopia come in??

Luke: they can see what happens near by.. but not the bigger picture you fucking idiot
no wonder ur in enginering :P

Neil: i dnt get it.. wats ur point??

Neil: isnt it that way with most things chutia
Luke: yeah i suppose bro…
hey dont use foul language
this is a family show…

Neil: oops

Luke: sheesh.. no wonder u are in engineering

Neil: hows da cloth thing goin??

Luke: going good
hows the engineering thing goin?

Neil: not as good…

Luke: No wonder ur not a doctor

Neil: yea yea.. wats misogynistic

Neil: why da fuck do use da big words??

Luke: have you heard about google?
to get laid with the smarter chicks

Neil: aah.. any luck??

Luke: works like a charm, or lots of money

Neil: yea rite u mean with ditry talk with a large vocab??

Luke: Haha
Neil
ur a smart boy
no wonder ur in engineering

Neil: i know!
gr8 blog though man

Luke: thaks bro
u know how to recognize and appreciate quality web junk
no wonder ur in engineering

Nice dude!..keep it up! :D

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